The United News Industry of America
The latest, greatest news from aardvarks to umbrellas
The latest, greatest news from aardvarks to umbrellas
Once upon a time a crab was scuttling along the beach. It was having a marvelous time until a tsunami came. The tsunami was called the Bob's bucket and was the strongest wave ever to occur. The crab was named Lloyd, and he was with his girlfriend, Gretchen. Lloyd started to get pulled by the wave, and Gretchen pulled the other way trying to keep him with her. Lloyd's legs were stretched apart, and that is why the Japanese spider crab has such long legs.
Why did the crab keep all of the seaweed to itself?
It was shellfish
A Japanese spider crab can weigh up to 45 pounds
Iraq uses metal daily to build houses and other structures. To robots this is a very wasteful way to use metal, because more robots need to be built in order for their community not to fail. After years of planning, the Robuthomas army is attacking those who run Iraq. Explosives have been set off, guns shot, and super soakers filled with lemonade have been deployed. Millions of pedestrians have been killed or badly injured. Hospitals are out of room due to Covid and attacking robots causing injuries and death. If you have any suggestions please comment below your thoughts.
Everything that is living is called living in all science books or articles. Well folks, cheese is alive. No one knows that it is because it has been hidden from our people for as long as you can remember. Scientists are embarrassed that they did not find out that it was alive until about a century ago, so they decided to never tell us. It is important we know what is alive and what is not. You vegetarians out there? You have been eating meat for a long time and didn't even know!
Let us rebel!! What else is being hidden from us? What if we live on Mars? If you work for the government, you better tell us soon.
I learned a lot from these news articles, and they have helped my children grow to become better people. I would recommend to all people including worms such as Lowly. Love you Unewsia!
I declare this article as a national treasure. I dare say that I have never found a publication as thorough and pertinent to our times as this fine newspaper industry. I peruse Unewsia each night while taking a good sniff of my thousand dollar wine imported from France.
Tremendous work my dear friends!
Have a story idea for us? Would you like to write for us?
Send us a message and let us know what you are thinking about.
Copyright © 2021 United News Industry of America - All Rights Reserved.
Powered by GoDaddy
We use cookies to analyze website traffic and optimize your website experience. By accepting our use of cookies, your data will be aggregated with all other user data.